JOKE OF THE WEEK - 06.14.04

One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on
the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm. The wife turns over and says: "I'm
sorry honey, I've a gynaecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay
fresh."

The husband, rejected, turns over and tries to sleep. A few minutes later,
he rolls back over and taps his wife again. This time he whispers in her
ear: "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?"