JOKE OF THE WEEK - 07.12.04

There was this couple who had been married for 50 years. They were sitting
at the breakfast table one morning when the old gentleman said to his wife,
"Just think, honey, we've been married for 50 years."
"Yeah," she replied, "Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at
this breakfast table together."
"I know," the old man said, "We were probably sitting here naked as jaybirds
fifty years ago."

"Well," Granny snickered, "What do you say...should we get naked?" Where
upon the two stripped to the buff and sat ! down at the table.
"You know, honey," the little old lady breathlessly replied,"My nipples are
as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago."

"I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps. "One's in your coffee and the
other is in your oatmeal!!!!
"Oh, heavens no, officer. Only when he's been drinking."