JOKE OF THE WEEK - 06.28.04

A man was visiting his wife in hospital where she has been in a coma for
several years. On this visit he decides to rub her left breast instead of
just talking to her. On doing this she lets out a sigh. The man runs out and
tells the doctor who says this is a good sign and suggests he should try
rubbing her right breast to see if there is any reaction.

The man goes in and rubs her right breast and this brings a moan. From this,
the doctor suggests that the man should go in and try oral sex, saying he
will wait outside as it is a personal act and he doesn't want the man to be
embarrassed.

The man goes in then comes out about five minutes later, white as a sheet
and tells the doctor his wife is dead. The doctor asks what happened to
which the man replies: "She choked."