JOKE OF THE WEEK - 04.05.04

One hungry Bush...

One day George W. Bush and Dick Cheney walk into a diner.
A waitress walks up to them and asks if she can take their order.
Bush leans close to her and says, "Honey, can I have a quickie?"

The waitress is appalled and yells at the President about women's
rights and storms away. Cheney then says to Bush,
"George, its pronounced 'quiche'."