JOKE OF THE WEEK - 03.08.04

Snoring

The coaches from St. Landry Parish went to a coaches retreat and to save
money, they had to room two to a room. No one wanted to room with Coach
Boudreaux because he snored. They decided, to be fair, they'd take turns so each of
them only had to share a room with him one night.

Coach Fontenot shared a room with him the first night. The next morning he
goes to breakfast with his hair a mess, eyes all blood shot. The other two
ask, "Man, was it that bad?"

He says, "Man, that Boudreaux snored so loud, I watched him all night."
The next night was Guidry's turn. In the morning, the same thing -- hair all
standing up, eyes all blood shot. They say, "Man, it must have been bad, you
look awful!"

He said, "Man, that Boudreaux shook the roof. I watched him all night."
The third night was Coach Doucet's turn. The next morning he came to
breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed. He said, "Good morning." Fontenot
and Guidry can't believe it, "Man, what happened?"

"Well, we got ready for bed, I went over, tucked Boudreaux into bed and
kissed him good night.

He watched me all night long."