JOKE OF THE WEEK - 03.01.04

THERE WAS A MIDGET OUT IN OKLAHOMA WHOSE TESTICLES ACHED ALMOST ALL THE TIME.

SO HE FINALLY WENT TO HIS DOCTOR AND TOLD HIM WHAT THE PROBLEM WAS.

THE DOCTOR TOLD HIM TO DROP HIS PANTS AND HE WOULD HAVE A LOOK. THE
MIDGET DROPPED HIS PANTS. THE DOCTOR STOOD HIM UP ONTO THE EXAMINING TABLE,
AND STARTED TO EXAMINE HIM. THE DOC PUT ONE FINGER UNDER HIS LEFT ONE AND

TOLD THE MIDGET TO TURN HIS HEAD AND COUGH--THE USUAL METHOD TO CHECK FOR
A HERNIA. "AHA!" MUMBLED THE DOC, AND PUTTING HIS FINGER UNDER THE
RIGHT ONE, HE ASKED THE MIDGET TO COUGH AGAIN.

"AHA!" SAID THE DOCTOR AND REACHED FOR HIS SURGICAL SCISSORS. SNIP,
SNIP, SNIP, SNIP ON THE RIGHT SIDE THEN SNIP, SNIP, SNIP, SNIP, ON THE LEFT SIDE.

THE MIDGET WAS SO SCARED HE WAS AFRAID TO LOOK, SO HE STARED AT THE
CEILING..BUT NOTED WITH AMAZEMENT THAT THE SNIPPING DID NOT HURT.

THE DOCTOR THEN TOLD THE MIDGET TO GET DRESSED AND SEE IF THEY STILL ACHED.

THE MIDGET WAS ABSOLUTELY DELIGHTED AS HE WALKED AROUND THE DOC'S
OFFICE AND DISCOVERED HIS GROIN AREA WAS NO LONGER IN ANY PAIN.

THE MIDGET SAID, "PERFECT, DOC, AND I DIDN'T EVEN FEEL IT... WHAT DID YOU DO?"

THE DOCTOR REPLIED, "I CUT TWO INCHES OFF THE TOP OF YOUR COWBOY BOOTS.