JOKE OF THE WEEK - 01.26.04

A BLONDE JOKE

A blonde goes into a service station & asked for a seven-hundred-ten.
The attendants looked at each other then asks her, "What is
a seven-hundred-ten, Mama?" She replied, "You know, the little piece in the
middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one.."
She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this
piece had always been there.

The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to
draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of
it wrote 710.

He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and
asked "is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course,
its right there."

If your not sure what a 710 is, Click Here.

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