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Born at a very young age, Jason demonstrated the cynicism and
lack of faith in his fellow man that has characterized his semi-psychotic,
manic, type A personality from day one. Actually, within the first
minute. He peed on his pediatric physician, Dr. Larson, within
seconds after his birth. That event set the tone for the next
three decades.
After
a failed attempt at running away at the age of five, Jason spent
the next thirteen years trying to escape the frigid temperatures
of Minnesota. Finally, in the Fall of 1991, he made a successful
break to Grand Forks, ND where he attended the University of No.
Dak. and froze his ass off.
Completely
fed up with the climate of the Northern most regions of the United
States he made the strategic decision to head to Moscow, Russia
because he couldn't read or speak the language and the hot water
was shut off for several weeks every year.
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